Update: Aparently has something to do with idiot Mayoral Candidate Loyal Ploof
Posted by Tanner M. at 9:45 PM
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Posted by Tanner M. at 1:43 PM
Sent: Tuesday, February 21, 2006 6:29 PM
To: Eva Sollberger
Subject: I am so embarassed
My stomach thing came back in a bad way just a minute ago. All of a sudden, poo was trickling down my leg. I hat to clamp my knees together to keep it from going all the way down. Still, everyone could smell it, and I was terrified they'd know it was me, which I guess must have been obvious when I turned crimson Red. I ran to the bathroom so fast I tripped and the poo shot up over my pants and on to the floor, making it like a slip n' slide that propelled me to the base of the toilet, face-first.
I made a make-shift jump-suit out of promottional tee-shirts and Mike was kind enough to let me go home. What a day!
-Tanner "I always leave my e-mail open so my co-workers can mess with me" Mccuin
so herb came to work today acting kind of sheepish but i didn't let on to anything till he asked me if Eva got his email.... and i completely pretended not to understand..
me: what letter?
H: Well... you left your email open last night so i kind of sent her a letter....
me: what kind of letter?
H: nervously... kind of a funny letter... about.... poop jokes
me: poop jokes?
H: Yeah... well, like you pooped your pants at work...
me: What?! really... oh god... that explains it...
Me: well we were supposed to go out to dinner last night but she was acting all strange on the phone saying she was going to be busy for a while... that she thought i needed to take care of things... i couldn't figure it out, and she seemed really reluctant to even talk to me...
H: Oh god, she must have known it was a joke...
Me: What did it say? did you sign it as me?
H: Yeah... but i....
Me: Oh great man.... thanks!
H: I'm sorry.... you should call her and tell her it was a joke....
Me: YOU SHOULD CALL HER!
H: Ok man... i will, give me her number!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO... now phase two... i say you pretend like herb is just trying to cover up for me, like when he calls and says he did it be like... Herb, first off this is none of your business... second of all, i apreciate you trying to help a friend out, but i think tanner has something wrong with him, something more than just incontinence... i mean, pooping your pants at work... that's so juvinile... and then trying to pretend it didn't happen.... that's just weird, thanks herb for trying to be a good friend, but i think this is a good thing, it's important i found out about how tanner... is, before our relationship went to far anyway.... So do you want me to have him email you again, or Call you at work? whatever format you think would be most dramatic, if you want me to phone you email me your work number... -tanner
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Tonight i buried one of my greatest ghosts; everything is right in the world.
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Guy: Motherfucker of God!
Chick: That would be Joseph.
--60th & Broadway
Overheard by: James Wolf
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