Highgate

Wednesday

He Came!!!

JB kept a close watch out the window, we thought we could get the drop on ol' Pete, but under the cover of night he swooped in and left us with sweets and some sour remarks. (that son of a gun...)

Attached to the Toe of my chuck is a tag that reads :

"Tanner has a way with the Ladies
his long locks really drive them crazy
from one to another he quickly moves
while giving black peter attitude"

While this all may be quite true, i don't like the tone he's taking;
Oh mark my words black peter, if i ever find you, we'll see who has the last laugh! We'll see!! *shakes fist at sky*In the mean time i'm gonna munch all this delicious candy. How did Black Pete know i love sour gummies? Perhaps there is a clue in there, who have i given attitude to lately? hmmm....



8 comments:

jay said...

You couldn't have given him too much attitude--he didn't poison your candy.

Tmoore said...

This is true - it must have been a minor transgression...The candies are really good too...

Tmoore said...

upon further inspection i found 2 gummy letters, one an H and the other a J... initials perhaps?

Emily said...

damn. that's one biting poem.

Tmoore said...

i know right? I must have bedded down w/ ol Black peter on one of my more "vulnerable" evenings, and forgotten to call him back...

Emily said...

"she's a devil in disguise...you can see it in her eyes..."

Anonymous said...

your poem is nowhere near as mean as mine, though i think there is a level of truthiness in mine, as in yours. who is this asshole?! here it is:

mandy likes to talk a lot
sometimes she is hard to stop
she very rarely hits a wall
she's a fucking know-it-all

ouch... and true

Tmoore said...

lol!

truthiness indeed. i mean, no...