The Pants

Dinner was Penne and Vodka sauce, the movie was Age of innocence, and the sewing, was true hodgepodgery. I've had this one pair of pants for a very long time, going on close to four years, they were bought for me by an old and nearly-forgotten friend at a used shop in Williamsburg and were literally, my first pair of jeans. Until that point I had only ever worn slacks, cords, and in grade school, "Bugle Boys". Jeans always felt uncomfortable...

Time wore on, as well did my ass on the seat of the jeans, and before long the ass/crotch section was not really there anymore; I couldn't get rid of them though social conventions, much like those of Edith Wharton's New York, permitted me from exposing my testicles.

Again I brought out the kit; hot glue guns this time, my old compatriot SP brought out her sewing machine; the patches were mended, strengthened, and all was right again in the world.

But then, these are still good pants; they encourage me to learn new skills; to sew, they teach me to be more considerate, I'm sure to pull them up a bit when I sit down. Patience, while I slowly tie on another patch. They may be faded, out dated and baggy in the wrong places, but damn-it, they're my pants.

4 comments:
nice post but where are the shots of Tanner holding up his patched up pants? mmmm? and not to worry, i am sure daniel day lewis would have let his testicles hang out while walking down an old new york city street...i believe it was the fashion for the dandies at one time or other...
I myself cannot wear blue jeans. Short and swarthy does not a dungaree man make.
So consider yourself among the blessed.
i only wear jams.
good pants are nearly impossible to find. you're keeping the dream alive for us all tanner.
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