What do you think?

The last couple weeks I've noticed a few different articles about strange atmospheric disturbances in the southwest, one regarding large blocks of ice falling from the sky,
"the ice was clear or whitish -- not bluish, as one would expect of ice that had leaked from an airplane's restroom, for instance."
"They described it as the sound an artillery shell would make -- shoosh, shoosh,'' he said. "They looked up. They didn't see the ice, nor did they see a plane.'' (link)
And another regarding large Sonic Booms felt in the same region,
Whatever it was, it caused a woman's bed to shake in Lakeside. It created waves in a backyard pool in Carmel Valley. It set off car alarms in Kearny Mesa and rattled windows from Mission Beach to Poway to Vista. At various spots throughout the county, people reported a rumbling sound or a booming noise. (Link)
Being a member of the Junior Sleuth's of Vermont; it's my duty to look into this one... Can anyone say "Secret government UFO testing!?!!"

(actually someone did:)
Asked whether a flying saucer might have caused such an event, Peter Davenport of the Seattle-based National UFO Reporting Center said, "“Probably not."”“UFOs almost never generate sonic booms or shock waves,"” he added. "“They accelerate so rapidly that they leave a vacuum in the sky, much the way lightning does."

well, DUH.

Reguardless, what i find out, may very well shake this nation to its core. Stay Tuned.


Senior Sleuth Gahlord D. informed me of this disturbing information reported by our Agents in the UK:

"Red Rain could prove that aliens have landed"

'If you look at these particles under a microscope, you can see they are not dust, they have a clear biological appearance.' Instead Louis decided that the rain was made up of bacteria-like material that had been swept to Earth from a passing comet. In short, it rained aliens over India during the summer of 2001. (link)

Very interesting Agent Dewald, very interesting, indeed.


gahlord said...

Don't forget to include the following in your investigations, Jupiter Jones:


The Le Duo said...

fuck govt. ufo testing, it was probably REAL UFO ICE BOOM TESTING!!! thoes alien fuckers have been trying for years to steal the secret art of dropping tons of frozen shit from the sky and then speed off in such a way to cause a sonic boom!!! hello? Mulder? anyone... Cigarette Smoking Man?


michelle (yes i would like movie night) said...

i don't know, but i like that photo of the ufo in the mountains. looks real nice.

Eva the Deadbeat said...

come to think of it, i noticed that there were ice chunks falling from the ceiling in my office today...right through the plasterboard and into my coffee mug! no one seemed to notice but me! does this mean the aliens are afoot here in burlington as well!!?? stay alert! they can't get you if you NEVER SLEEP!!

greg davis said...

UFO's love the southwest.
must be the high kokopelli concentration down there.
either that or the dream catcher / crystal quotient.