Spitting out Nothing.

In what seems an obvious grab for attention it became official today that the internet circulated "Jay Blanchard of that band Solah sex tape" was nothing more than a clever publicity stunt meant to draw attention to his band Solah's forthcoming debut. The unamed actors that appeared in said tape, faces obscured, can be heard repeating lines such as "Oh fucking-A, Jay Blanchard, of www.spittingoutteeth.com you're cock is like a beer can..." and "Know what would make this rim job better? Your forthcoming debut album...".

When reached for comments Mr. Blanchard responded "I can categorically say without a shadow of a doubt, that nothing would have made that rim job better." he then could be heard over the phone making a smacking sound, and after a brief pause included "I just did that French chef "Bon apetit!" thing... like chef Borjardee."