Tanner McCuin: 25 year old vinyl collector.

I thought i'd get away with it Scott-free, i mean who watches the local news anymore, besides my Grandma and Jay? Even if it is helmed by the inimitable and awesome-named Marcellus Parsons('s's's's's's's) and features the sexy/sultry Scarlett to his Duke, Sharron "I was totally spotted drunkeating at Denny's at 3am, with a dude sporting a very prominent topknot " Meyers.

I guess Anson Tebits can be Snake-eyes...

Anyway. I'm on the TV!