As JB and I say, don't this just boggle tits. I don't even know where to begin - But please, for your sake, for your children's sake watch this... and laugh. Laugh harder than you've ever laughed before, for your sanities sake.
Sorry for the redirect, this is the only source i could find that is still able to host this video - L Ron is hunting these vids down as if they make Tom and Scientology look bad... wait a second....
A little Def of 'brevs and acros' for yas:
• KSW: Short for Keeping Scientology Working, a policy written by Hubbard in the 1960s that requires all Scientologists to follow his words and his rules exactly.
• Orgs: An abbreviation for "organizations"; describes all churches of Scientology throughout the world.
• David Miscavige: He is the current leader of Scientology. He's the equivalent of the Pope to the Catholics.
• Out-ethics: Any behavior that violates any of Hubbard's rules of conduct.
• Put ethics in someone else: Make others conform to Hubbard's rules of behavior.
• Criminon: Scientology front group that tries to recruit through the prisons.
• SP: Suppressive Person. Anyone who doesn't like Scientology and/or criticizes Scientology.
• PTS/SP: Another bogus Hubbard term to define behavior that goes against Scientology rules.
• LRH technology or "tech": All of the Scientology policies, rules, mandates, and procedures.
and if you don't have time to watch the whole sha-banger, this about sums it up, in 23 seconds.
So does this actually.