How do you die?

You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're normal, but deep down you really just want to strip off your clothes and roll around in chicken fat.
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jay said...

"L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks"

You will swallow some tacks. You are a little weird, maybe not so much in a good way. Buy a yellow tie and wear it on your head.

Perfect...and my astrological sign is Leo which makes it a bit creepy.

The ARBitrator said...

"S is for Susan who perished of fits"

Hmm, I hope to die in a fit of laughter. I also hope that this has not earned me the nickname "Susan".

Really, I want to be sure to die with one leg sticking straight out, so that they can't close the lid on me!

Anonymous said...

G is for George. Smothered under a rug.

Ah yes indeed

Undead Molly said...

"'M is for Molly who died from self-immolation.'

You will die horribly after setting yourself on fire outside the White House. A manifesto left at the scene indicates your act was intended to protest NBC's recent decision to cancel 'Passions'."

Just kidding. I got the George/blanket thing, too.

Tmoore said...

LOL, i believed that up till the passions part.

the le duo said...

I got Q too

casey said...

S for Susan. Died of fits an' shits.

Repeat this to yourself: "Things can work out even if I don't get my way. Things can work out even...."

Amazing. It shall be my new mantra.

Anonymous said...

I love Edward Gorey, the Gashlycrumb Tinies is genius, and his other books are so twisted and funny.

emmy lou said...

"F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech"
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.

I heart Edward Gorey. MYSTERY!